Pro War Stud of the Day...
Name: Ben Shapiro
Occupation : Student
Age : 15 or 16?
Cheeto Stains : 2nd Degree
Body Type : Charles in Charge
Fun Facts : Ben goes to Harvard, that’s an elite college. You have to be pretty smart to get in there.
Dream Date : Snuggling with Ben by a warm fire on a cold Cambridge night, helping him review porno tapes for his next book
Why he is hot : Ben makes me feel secure. I know he’s not going to go running off to join a war and fight for his beliefs or anything, he’s just not like that. If he has to, I’ll bet he could stay in college a long time.